Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…
i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
This girl is a QUEEN.
This is what we’ve been saying for years! Finally someone stood up and got the message out!
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
plot twist: the person you like texts you
Plot twist: the person you like actually knows you exist.
plot twist: you dont like people, you like dragons
She looked perfectly into the camera
she looked perfectly into eternity u mean
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And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
This show…this show everybody
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
the dog trust him
great trust exercises for when i get a puppy
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